Top 5 Trending Plurks! -dos-

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Top 5 Trending Plurks!

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. ❀jazMine❀

Be with people who know your worth. You don't need too many people to be happy, just a few real ones who appreciate you for who you are. TEENAY

Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible! HOIHOI

Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask anything from you but, simply to say thank you, for all I have  SarahYap

The definition of being stupid: seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and choosing to still believe the lies. sweet.syonara

Special Mention:

MASARAP maging TAO at MABUHAY, pero mas MASARAP ang maging TAYO habang BUHAY  coffee♥

Sabi ng mga Scientist almost 60,000 daw ang naiisip ng isang tao sa isang araw Eh di Abnormal pala ako kasi IKAW LANG ang naiisip ko  ♥ Candie

Laughter is the best medicine.. but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine!  

mitz06

This movie made me laugh genuinely: "Praybeyt Benjamin"

Praybeyt Benjamin Poster

I have watched a comedy Filipino movie entitle "Praybeyt Benjamin" and I liked it a lot. Even though the story is highly fictional and predictable, it used several practical jokes and it gave me a taste of real Filipino humor. I can't help but to laugh especially in those scenes where Benjamin and his friends used the idea of Angry Birds as their method of deployment in the "battlefield" and when the reputable and manly actors used the gay lingo to deliver their final lines.


"Porket bakla salot na agad, hindi ba pwedeng malas muna?" (LOL)


Ang galing din kahit pa'no ng pagkakagawa. Ang tagal ko ring hindi nakapanood ng pelikulang magpapatawa sa akin. (Sa bagay nakakatawa naman talaga kahit mukha palang ni Vice Ganda.) Ang galing din ni Wenn Deramas, "one of the best" ika nga sa pag-gawa ng mga nakakatuwang pelikula.


Have you watched the movie too?
What's your favorite part of it?

I wasted 1 hour just to make this slideshow!

A simple slideshow featuring different places, different people under different memories. Although majority of them are from my studies, working trips and other personal events, I hope you'll enjoy watching it and leave a comment after. You may also leave a request for more slideshows. (I dare you! :D) Thanks a lot and I hope everybody's happy forever! (Define hope! LOL)

Where I've Been, Memories, Work, Studies! Slideshow: Keith’s trip from Manila, National Capital Region, Philippines to 4 cities Baguio, Urdaneta (near Dagupan, Luzon), Bolinao and Labrador (near Lingayen) was created by TripAdvisor. See another Philippines slideshow. Take your travel photos and make a slideshow for free.

Top 3 Tumblr Photos of the Week

Top 3. I [heart] NY Shakin' Edition.

You gotta love this cute, little "I survived NY Earthquake" GIF.

Good thing no "major-major" damage was incurred by US then.

The "West laughs at the East" thing is really trending in the online and news world now.

Top 2. Poor Boy Crying at First day of Kindergarten.

It's really a fun experience to reminisce those good old days when you were in Pre-School.

But as for me, not that I am excited during those time, I found myself happy in the first few days of schooling.

Top 1. Toilet Paper "Hurricat"!

This funny photo of a clever cat playing with lots of toilet paper claimed the number 1 spot.

With the devastation of Hurricane Irene in America and Super Typhoon Nanmadol (Mina) in Southeast Asia, it's no surprise that this is trending in Tumblr!

How 'bout you? What can you say about these photos that I've picked?

Do you think you have funnier photos than those listed above?

Comment below and send those photos to dose.of.influence@gmail.com

BesTxts: Patama, Tama, Banat at Patawa Edition

[Patama Uno] Kung NAGMAMALINIS ka rin lang ,sana NAG JANITOR ka nalang. LOL


[Patama Dos] kung make-up lang ang nagpapaganda sayo ..
Bakit di mo lunukin para gumanda din ugali mo?! Nga naman.


[Patama Tres] If you don't call me all day, I understand. When you don't text me all day, I understand. When I stop loving, you I hope you understand. aww..


[Tama Uno] “Ang pinaka-magandang ganti sa mga naninira sayo ay yung ngiting makikita nila sa mukha mo..sa kabila ng mga ginagawa nila sayo .”


[Tama Dos] The best thing in life is finding someone who knows your weakness and still thinks you're completely amazing. So true!


[Tama Tres] No matter how old we are, our parents will always think and treat us as kids.


[Banat Uno] PIMPLE ka ba?...
Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin, sobrang nasasaktan ako.. LOL


[Banat Dos] Pwede ba kitang ILIGAW?...
Tapos kapag nakita kita, AKIN KA NA...
Remember, “FINDERS KEEPERS.” LOL


[Patawa Uno] NANAY: anak , bakitt kanina pa ang sama ng tingin mo sa aso?
ANAK: eh siya naman po nag simula eh .. LOL


[Patawa Dos] Ano sa ENGLISH ng "ang singsing at tatlong hari" ?  -- - -- e di ARINGKINGKINGKING! nge! :D

7th Q&A Monday

1. Google plus or Facebook? ...FIGHT!
by Scamschoolbrian
I'd choose Facebook. Facebook is for the "NOW" and Google + maybe for the "TOMORROW."
And besides, I have about 2.8K friends in Facebook and I only have about 4 in G+, no contest.


2. For the men - your "shoe size" or money? lol
by houstonassassin
haha.. (this question made many laugh in Formspring) If it's allowed, I'd choose both, but for me Money's over "shoe size" LOL....
Reason: Money's just enormous it can do many things for you, it can make you more "likeable" than if you just have a large "shoe siza".. haha...


3. What do you do when you feel hopeless?
by tamaguilar 
When I'm hopeless, I pray.. I like to talk about it with some friends too and ask advice from them..
You may also want to talk to your parents but I am not that type (and I know it's wrong)

4. If you could combine any two animals to make one super cool animal what would it be? and what would you call it???? I think i'd combine a squirrel and a unicorn to make a SquirliCorn : )
by FredFigglehorn
(first thing that comes to my mind) I'd combine a a turtle and an ostrich. The fastest and the slowest in ONE! :D
I'll call it TurTrich!... Nice right? LOL


5. If you were an evil super villain, what animal would you keep as a pet, and why?
by jjdemon
(first thing that comes to my mind again) It would be a cat, because I thought of Meowth of the Team Rocket. haha..
... but minus the fact that they're always the loser.



6. why you need to give a second chance when you know they will just do it all over again?
from InfiniteLove10
I think this question is quite wrong. Because I think, if, for example, this situation comes my way, I'd give a second chance not/ NEVER because I know that she will do the same thing again.
If it's so, it's like banging your head on the wall two times -- PURPOSEFULLY!



7. Sinong mahal mo? :)
from anonymous
Marami. My parents, my brothers and sisters, my friends, all who accompanied me in every moment of my life, JENNICA IRENE RAMOS EDADES, and most specially Him, Our Lord God, for continuous guidance.



8. wat do you prefer?formspring or FB?:D
from anonymous
Runaway Winner: FACEBOOK! haha.. I mean, no match, there are many appplications in Facebook that are alike Formspring. This makes it just like a minute part of a machine and the rest is Facebook.
That is, of course, with due respect to Formspring (where I get your questions, LOL)

Retweet vs REPLURK!

BREAKING NEWS!


I have just realized that Plurk now has REPLURK!
And the first thing that came into my mind is Twitter's RETWEET!
An ORIGINAL update made here by Plurk! LOL

Q&A MONDAY - LMAO EDITION!

FUNNY ANSWERS FOR FUNNY (AND OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD) QUESTIONS
from Formspring







if for only 1 day the anwser was YES what would you ask me for??
from alvin05
This is for sure, you'll answer me with a big YES if I'd ask you if you think you're handsome. (LOL)

if you had to tell me one thing before you never saw me again what would it be and why?
from alvin05
This is for sure too, that if I will tell you bad words/ cursed you only because of something non-sense, I might/ SHOULD never see you again.. haha.. :D

how do you use your mind to produce a quantum gravitational lensing effect to collapse the spoons super quantum states to your desired space-time geometry configuration? explain in two paragraphs!
from TepMaca
EPISTAXIS#1! (But I'll still try to answer....)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... *Focuses*....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... *Stil Focuses*....
(oh oh, Somebody call an ambulance!!! haha.. :D)

what is the secret life of photons and electrons in the malleability of the atoms over the expanding component of action script 3?
from TepMaca
EPISTAXIS#2!
Honestly wala akong naintindihan sa tanong.. It can't even enter my freakin' brain.. :D

what type of explosive are used to create a big bang theory 13.7 years ago?
from TepMaca
EPISTAXIS#3! (I need three rolls of tissue.. haha..)
[Serious Mode] I don't think there was an explosive used in the Big Bang Theory. (I mean, it wasn't even taught to us in Natural Science)

Q&A Monday

5 Questions? Now Answered!
(from Formspring)

what is ONE thing you CANNOT live WITHOUT?
from alvin05
I cannot live without Internet. haha. I mean, how can I answer your interesting questions here if I won't be able to access the Internet.
Funny Fact: Others regard our generation, our current generation as the "Internet Generation." My answer above supports this. (LOL)

Eto ang panigauradong hindi maliligo.
Source: cheezburger.com 

oo at hindi lang ang isasagot mo! HINDI KA BA NALILIGO?
from TepMaca
Hindi. (Tricky Question indeed. Ang una kong naisagot Oo, buti nalang nabasa ko ulit bago ko pinost dito sa Blog.. haha)

Y its so easy to fall inlove? but then hard to fall out of it?
from bachie01
Because of the fact that Love and Belongingness is a one of the Basic Needs of each individual. It's always nice to have that feeling that you're able to fulfill this, especially in a start of a relationship, and, in turn, it's always a bad feeling to end it up.
But, like what I always say, the good thing in love is that you learn from it. Sometimes, let's also look at the positive side of things to get the most out of these life experiences that we've had.

Hello ^___^ how are you keith?
from BLACKCROWN
I am perfectly fine. (or not because I'm getting fat.. :D)
Thank You for asking. Trivia: You're the first one who asked this question that I regard as cliche. (LOL)

Anong pinakaayaw mong klase ng tao?
from graffiticodes
Ang pinakaayaw kong klase ng tao ay yung tamad, pala-asa at mahilig magbulag-bulagan. Tina-type ko pa nga lang naasar na'ko eh. :)

DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION, ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN THAT BOGGLES YOUR MIND?
ASK ME NOW! COMMENT BELOW.

Q&A MONDAY

5 Questions will now be Answered
all from Formspring

LOVE? o AMBITIONS?
from lyca58
I would say love. Ambition is a broad thing and I sometimes it takes Love for you to achieve them.

heart or mind? why?
from jeanni3
I should say it should depend on the situation. When you are trying to assess yourself if you truly love one person or not, use your HEART. Now, if a problem occurs and it's more on you getting hurt, the MIND should outweight the HEART.

is past really past???
from lancee24
Yes. Stop holding carrying those bad experiences in the past (I believe it's what you're refering to). It's good to learn from them but never hold them for too long.
Move on. If you won't this prevents you from making the most out of your life.

The very addictive Plants vs Zombies.

are you willing to hold on though it hurts??
from lancee24
If you are continously hurt in a relationship, don't act like you're numb, at the very least, tell him/her that and if still continues, I think you should stop holding on and it's time to put an end on it.

where did all zombies come from?
from TepMaca
Nice Question (As if I know).
At the backyard: re Plants vs Zombies  (LOL).


GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR ME TOO?
COMMENT BELOW!

Q&A Monday

5 Questions Answered from Formspring
kung pwede kang pumatay sino una mong papatayin at bakit?
from TepMaca
sama ng tanong (mukha ba akong mamamatay-tao? haha) pero kung kelangan ko talagang pumatay, halimbawa sa isang grupo ng tao, papatayin ko muna yung pinakamasama o yung hindi nakakatulong sa grupo.

last time you cried??
from lancee24
the last time when I cried was when I watched this inspirational video from Youtube about a young sister and brother where the latter has a congenital disease (basta komplikado). I've seen it two times and I really can't control my tears when I am watching it.

paano ka magmahal???
from lancee24

I certainly LOVE my best friend. :)

Hindi ako "showy"-type kung magmahal. Mas gusto ko na iparamdam ang pagmamahal ko kesa sabihin at ipakita lang sa iba.

bf/gf o best friend?
from alvin05
Good Question. Based on experience, both. My girlfriend now happened to be my bestfriend too. I am LUCKY.

If you could meet anyone in the world (dead or alive) who would it be and what would you say?
from alvin05
I would like to meet God/ Lord Jesus. I would like to thank Him for the unending blessings, support and guidance.
Second, I would like to meet Bill Gates and third, Barrack Obama.

GOT QUESTIONS FOR ME TOO?
COMMENT BELOW.

something to relieve stress: SPEECH 101 (The Block N's Way)

WARNING: This "Disease" is Highly Communicable! LOL!

sa natamaan, bawi na! LOL! :p