[Top 20] Ang Dal'wampung kaPlurky-han, bow. :)

My Collection of the Best 20 Plurks for the Week!

(Look for the Contest WINNERS at the bottom of this post)


BEST 20 PLURKS:

1. BOY : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip..
GIRL: Oo nga eH! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang..

2. If Nothing Lasts Forever...
Will You Be My Nothing?

3. There will be a power interruption tom..
REASON: Para ikabit ang linya ng kuryenteng dumadaloy sa puso ko PATUNGO sa PUSO ng mahal ko..

4. Kahit gano ka pa kagaling magpayo sa isang relasyon,
Nakakabobo din pag ikaw ang nasa sitwasyon..

5. Akala ko pulubi na ‘ko.
Binuksan ko wallet ko,walang pera.
Kinapkap ko bulsa ko,may ilang barya,
Pagkapkap ko sa puso ko,nandon ka pala. :)

6. Miss crush nasana kita ee !
kas0 lang ngumiti ka ee ! - - - - aun 2loy mahal na kita ! :)

7. Minsan ang pag-ibig parang TUBIG. 
Ang dating MALINAW, lumalabo kapag oras na may nakisawsaw.

8. Nung ginawa ka ng Panginoon, siguro iniisip nya ako. : )

9. Hindi naman jokes ang mga messages mo...
. .......pero bakit tuwing nababasa ko sila napapasaya mo ako.

10. sa bawat 'oo' may 'hindi' sa
bawat 'tama' may 'mali sa
bawat 'ngiti' may 'pighati'
kaya sana malaman mo na sa bawat 'ikaw' may 'ako'

11. Ang totoong nagmamahal, ay parang matinong estudyanteng nag-eexam. Hindi tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na.

12. EXCHANGE GIFT tayo,
AKIN KA, SAYO AKO....

13. Girl: Kelan ba ang mahal na araw ?
Boy: Ewan, basta alam ko lang, MAHAL KITA araw-araw !

14. Sana I.D ka na lang...
para pag nawala ka, ALAM NILANG AKIN KA!

15. Eto ang tatandaan mo. Hindi lahat ng buhay ay BUHAY. 
Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sa’yo.

16. ANG DAMI KONG GUSTONG SABIHIN...
PERO PAG KASAMA NA KITA HINDI KO NA MASABI

17. girl : can i call you MINE? 
boy: thats not my name.. im YOURS

18. Teenagers are fluent in french. 
Not in speaking but in kissing.

19. boy: para kang pato
girl: bakit naman?
boy: kasi ako yung bebe mo.. :D

20. Teacher: Who ever answers my next question can go home.
(Kid throws his bag outside) 
Teacher: who did that?
Kid: Me! now Im going home!





Vote for the Best Plurk in and win P50 worth of cellphone load
(Prize courtesy of some 'Influential Network' Members!)
(The Best Plurker and the Voter, who will be chosen randomly by Random.org, will both win P50 worth of load [Globe, Smart, TM, Talk n' Text, Sun Cellular or Red Mobile])
You have until tomorrow, Friday, September 2, 11:59PM to vote.
You have nothing to lose, sayang din naman ang load, kaya boto na! :D)

Paano bumoto:
1. *Like the Official Dose.of.Influence Fan Page, here.
2. Vote for your favorite Plurk, 1-10 or 11-20.
3. Check back this post on Saturday, September 3, 2011 if you won.


*Watch out for more contests in the future!




WINNERS:


We would like to congratulate the winners of our very first Blog Contest:
Note: We have added Blog and Plurk Account Advertisement at additional and consolation prize!


BEST PLURKER OF THE WEEK:



1st Prize : RONIEL JADUCANA (P50 Load and Blog and Plurk Account Advertisement)
If nothing lasts forever, . . . . . . . . . . . . would you be my NOTHING?yown oh.! (7 votes)
http://www.plurk.com/p/dna8z9


Consolation Prize: Nia Mariel Ilagan (Blog and Plurk Account Advertisement)
sana I.D na lang kita.. Para kung sakaling mawala ka.. Alam nilang sa AKiN ka! <3 (5 votes)
http://www.plurk.com/p/dsverd


Consolation Prize: Cazandra Almanzor (Blog and Plurk Account Advertisement)
girl : can i call you MINE? boy: thats not my name.. im YOURS (5 votes)
http://www.plurk.com/p/dsxgdz


LUCKY VOTER OF THE WEEK:

CHECHE ISRAEL ANQUE  (P50 Load and Blog and Plurk Account Advertisement)
"Nung ginawa ka ng Panginoon, siguro iniisip niya ako. :)"


CLAIM YOUR PRIZE NOW!


Winners are advised to send the following information to dose.of.influence@gmail.com to claim their prizes:
1. Name
2. Cellphone Number and Network (e.g. Smart, Globe, etc.)
3. Blog Address (if any)
4. Blog Description (if any)
5. Plurk Profile URL (if any)


Note: Unclaimed prizes until Monday, September 5, 2011, 11:59 AM will be forfeited and will be included in the list of prizes for our next Blog Contest.


Thank you very much for joining this Blog Contest. Please visit this site regularly for more contests and win more prizes too.


Do you have a suggestion on what should I make as our next Blog Contest?
Leave a Comment now!

BesTxts: Patama, Tama, Banat at Patawa Edition

[Patama Uno] Kung NAGMAMALINIS ka rin lang ,sana NAG JANITOR ka nalang. LOL


[Patama Dos] kung make-up lang ang nagpapaganda sayo ..
Bakit di mo lunukin para gumanda din ugali mo?! Nga naman.


[Patama Tres] If you don't call me all day, I understand. When you don't text me all day, I understand. When I stop loving, you I hope you understand. aww..


[Tama Uno] “Ang pinaka-magandang ganti sa mga naninira sayo ay yung ngiting makikita nila sa mukha mo..sa kabila ng mga ginagawa nila sayo .”


[Tama Dos] The best thing in life is finding someone who knows your weakness and still thinks you're completely amazing. So true!


[Tama Tres] No matter how old we are, our parents will always think and treat us as kids.


[Banat Uno] PIMPLE ka ba?...
Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin, sobrang nasasaktan ako.. LOL


[Banat Dos] Pwede ba kitang ILIGAW?...
Tapos kapag nakita kita, AKIN KA NA...
Remember, “FINDERS KEEPERS.” LOL


[Patawa Uno] NANAY: anak , bakitt kanina pa ang sama ng tingin mo sa aso?
ANAK: eh siya naman po nag simula eh .. LOL


[Patawa Dos] Ano sa ENGLISH ng "ang singsing at tatlong hari" ?  -- - -- e di ARINGKINGKINGKING! nge! :D

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7th Q&A Monday

1. Google plus or Facebook? ...FIGHT!
by Scamschoolbrian
I'd choose Facebook. Facebook is for the "NOW" and Google + maybe for the "TOMORROW."
And besides, I have about 2.8K friends in Facebook and I only have about 4 in G+, no contest.


2. For the men - your "shoe size" or money? lol
by houstonassassin
haha.. (this question made many laugh in Formspring) If it's allowed, I'd choose both, but for me Money's over "shoe size" LOL....
Reason: Money's just enormous it can do many things for you, it can make you more "likeable" than if you just have a large "shoe siza".. haha...


3. What do you do when you feel hopeless?
by tamaguilar 
When I'm hopeless, I pray.. I like to talk about it with some friends too and ask advice from them..
You may also want to talk to your parents but I am not that type (and I know it's wrong)

4. If you could combine any two animals to make one super cool animal what would it be? and what would you call it???? I think i'd combine a squirrel and a unicorn to make a SquirliCorn : )
by FredFigglehorn
(first thing that comes to my mind) I'd combine a a turtle and an ostrich. The fastest and the slowest in ONE! :D
I'll call it TurTrich!... Nice right? LOL


5. If you were an evil super villain, what animal would you keep as a pet, and why?
by jjdemon
(first thing that comes to my mind again) It would be a cat, because I thought of Meowth of the Team Rocket. haha..
... but minus the fact that they're always the loser.



6. why you need to give a second chance when you know they will just do it all over again?
from InfiniteLove10
I think this question is quite wrong. Because I think, if, for example, this situation comes my way, I'd give a second chance not/ NEVER because I know that she will do the same thing again.
If it's so, it's like banging your head on the wall two times -- PURPOSEFULLY!



7. Sinong mahal mo? :)
from anonymous
Marami. My parents, my brothers and sisters, my friends, all who accompanied me in every moment of my life, JENNICA IRENE RAMOS EDADES, and most specially Him, Our Lord God, for continuous guidance.



8. wat do you prefer?formspring or FB?:D
from anonymous
Runaway Winner: FACEBOOK! haha.. I mean, no match, there are many appplications in Facebook that are alike Formspring. This makes it just like a minute part of a machine and the rest is Facebook.
That is, of course, with due respect to Formspring (where I get your questions, LOL)

Retweet vs REPLURK!

BREAKING NEWS!


I have just realized that Plurk now has REPLURK!
And the first thing that came into my mind is Twitter's RETWEET!
An ORIGINAL update made here by Plurk! LOL

BESTxts (Banat at Pilosopo Edition)

Salamat sa mga Kaibigan kong mahilig bumanat at mamilosopo.. :D
*Compiled from Text Messages, FB Posts and Plurks.

1. sa tindahan:
boy: manang, pabili ako ng juice, yung litro pack. 
manang: powder ba?! 
boy: bakit? may bareta na??!


2. Hey. Question lang. May alam ka bang good bank na pwede ako magdeposit? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you eh!


3. kpag binanatan ka nya ng MAHAL KITA. 
banatan mo din sya ng ASA !!!! 
... ASA puso din kita!!! :D


4. B: screwdriver kba?
G: Bakit ako screwdriver?! 
B:Kase sa tuwing umiikot ka sa ulo ko bumabaon ka sa puso ko eh...


5. Ayoko na sa FEU, AU, MCU, CEU, ADMU, DLSU, NU, ADU...
Kasi gusto ko SAU!


6. Nakakalito ang DepEd at PAG-ASA noh?
Di mo alam kung may pasok ka ba o wala...
pero para sigurado...
sa puso ko ka nalang kaya pumasok?


7. Hindi mo man solo ang Inbox ko,
ikaw lang naman laman ng SENT Items ko ..


8. Stamp ka ba? 
kaya pala nakatatak ka sa puso't isipan ko eh..


9. Nakilala kita ng "basta na lang",
Minahal kita ng "basta na lang", ....
kaya hindi ko hahayaang mawala ka ng "Basta na lang."


10. Sa school:
Prof: Juan, nagkokopyahan ba kayo ni Pedro?
Juan: Hindi po.
Prof: Kung hindi, Eh bakit parehong-pareho ang mga sagot ninyo?
Juan: Eh pareho lang din kaya mga binigay ninyong tanong, kaya malamang iisa lang rin ang sagot.. :D


NAG-ENJOY KA BA? O MAY IDADAGDAG KA?
COMMENT NA SA BABA.. :D

Q&A MONDAY - LMAO EDITION!

FUNNY ANSWERS FOR FUNNY (AND OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD) QUESTIONS
from Formspring







if for only 1 day the anwser was YES what would you ask me for??
from alvin05
This is for sure, you'll answer me with a big YES if I'd ask you if you think you're handsome. (LOL)

if you had to tell me one thing before you never saw me again what would it be and why?
from alvin05
This is for sure too, that if I will tell you bad words/ cursed you only because of something non-sense, I might/ SHOULD never see you again.. haha.. :D

how do you use your mind to produce a quantum gravitational lensing effect to collapse the spoons super quantum states to your desired space-time geometry configuration? explain in two paragraphs!
from TepMaca
EPISTAXIS#1! (But I'll still try to answer....)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... *Focuses*....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... *Stil Focuses*....
(oh oh, Somebody call an ambulance!!! haha.. :D)

what is the secret life of photons and electrons in the malleability of the atoms over the expanding component of action script 3?
from TepMaca
EPISTAXIS#2!
Honestly wala akong naintindihan sa tanong.. It can't even enter my freakin' brain.. :D

what type of explosive are used to create a big bang theory 13.7 years ago?
from TepMaca
EPISTAXIS#3! (I need three rolls of tissue.. haha..)
[Serious Mode] I don't think there was an explosive used in the Big Bang Theory. (I mean, it wasn't even taught to us in Natural Science)

Q&A Monday

5 Questions? Now Answered!
(from Formspring)

what is ONE thing you CANNOT live WITHOUT?
from alvin05
I cannot live without Internet. haha. I mean, how can I answer your interesting questions here if I won't be able to access the Internet.
Funny Fact: Others regard our generation, our current generation as the "Internet Generation." My answer above supports this. (LOL)

Eto ang panigauradong hindi maliligo.
Source: cheezburger.com 

oo at hindi lang ang isasagot mo! HINDI KA BA NALILIGO?
from TepMaca
Hindi. (Tricky Question indeed. Ang una kong naisagot Oo, buti nalang nabasa ko ulit bago ko pinost dito sa Blog.. haha)

Y its so easy to fall inlove? but then hard to fall out of it?
from bachie01
Because of the fact that Love and Belongingness is a one of the Basic Needs of each individual. It's always nice to have that feeling that you're able to fulfill this, especially in a start of a relationship, and, in turn, it's always a bad feeling to end it up.
But, like what I always say, the good thing in love is that you learn from it. Sometimes, let's also look at the positive side of things to get the most out of these life experiences that we've had.

Hello ^___^ how are you keith?
from BLACKCROWN
I am perfectly fine. (or not because I'm getting fat.. :D)
Thank You for asking. Trivia: You're the first one who asked this question that I regard as cliche. (LOL)

Anong pinakaayaw mong klase ng tao?
from graffiticodes
Ang pinakaayaw kong klase ng tao ay yung tamad, pala-asa at mahilig magbulag-bulagan. Tina-type ko pa nga lang naasar na'ko eh. :)

DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION, ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN THAT BOGGLES YOUR MIND?
ASK ME NOW! COMMENT BELOW.

Q&A MONDAY

5 Questions will now be Answered
all from Formspring

LOVE? o AMBITIONS?
from lyca58
I would say love. Ambition is a broad thing and I sometimes it takes Love for you to achieve them.

heart or mind? why?
from jeanni3
I should say it should depend on the situation. When you are trying to assess yourself if you truly love one person or not, use your HEART. Now, if a problem occurs and it's more on you getting hurt, the MIND should outweight the HEART.

is past really past???
from lancee24
Yes. Stop holding carrying those bad experiences in the past (I believe it's what you're refering to). It's good to learn from them but never hold them for too long.
Move on. If you won't this prevents you from making the most out of your life.

The very addictive Plants vs Zombies.

are you willing to hold on though it hurts??
from lancee24
If you are continously hurt in a relationship, don't act like you're numb, at the very least, tell him/her that and if still continues, I think you should stop holding on and it's time to put an end on it.

where did all zombies come from?
from TepMaca
Nice Question (As if I know).
At the backyard: re Plants vs Zombies  (LOL).


GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR ME TOO?
COMMENT BELOW!

something to relieve stress: SPEECH 101 (The Block N's Way)

WARNING: This "Disease" is Highly Communicable! LOL!

sa natamaan, bawi na! LOL! :p