BesTxts: Patama, Tama, Banat at Patawa Edition

[Patama Uno] Kung NAGMAMALINIS ka rin lang ,sana NAG JANITOR ka nalang. LOL


[Patama Dos] kung make-up lang ang nagpapaganda sayo ..
Bakit di mo lunukin para gumanda din ugali mo?! Nga naman.


[Patama Tres] If you don't call me all day, I understand. When you don't text me all day, I understand. When I stop loving, you I hope you understand. aww..


[Tama Uno] “Ang pinaka-magandang ganti sa mga naninira sayo ay yung ngiting makikita nila sa mukha mo..sa kabila ng mga ginagawa nila sayo .”


[Tama Dos] The best thing in life is finding someone who knows your weakness and still thinks you're completely amazing. So true!


[Tama Tres] No matter how old we are, our parents will always think and treat us as kids.


[Banat Uno] PIMPLE ka ba?...
Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin, sobrang nasasaktan ako.. LOL


[Banat Dos] Pwede ba kitang ILIGAW?...
Tapos kapag nakita kita, AKIN KA NA...
Remember, “FINDERS KEEPERS.” LOL


[Patawa Uno] NANAY: anak , bakitt kanina pa ang sama ng tingin mo sa aso?
ANAK: eh siya naman po nag simula eh .. LOL


[Patawa Dos] Ano sa ENGLISH ng "ang singsing at tatlong hari" ?  -- - -- e di ARINGKINGKINGKING! nge! :D

BESTxts (Banat at Pilosopo Edition)

Salamat sa mga Kaibigan kong mahilig bumanat at mamilosopo.. :D
*Compiled from Text Messages, FB Posts and Plurks.

1. sa tindahan:
boy: manang, pabili ako ng juice, yung litro pack. 
manang: powder ba?! 
boy: bakit? may bareta na??!


2. Hey. Question lang. May alam ka bang good bank na pwede ako magdeposit? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you eh!


3. kpag binanatan ka nya ng MAHAL KITA. 
banatan mo din sya ng ASA !!!! 
... ASA puso din kita!!! :D


4. B: screwdriver kba?
G: Bakit ako screwdriver?! 
B:Kase sa tuwing umiikot ka sa ulo ko bumabaon ka sa puso ko eh...


5. Ayoko na sa FEU, AU, MCU, CEU, ADMU, DLSU, NU, ADU...
Kasi gusto ko SAU!


6. Nakakalito ang DepEd at PAG-ASA noh?
Di mo alam kung may pasok ka ba o wala...
pero para sigurado...
sa puso ko ka nalang kaya pumasok?


7. Hindi mo man solo ang Inbox ko,
ikaw lang naman laman ng SENT Items ko ..


8. Stamp ka ba? 
kaya pala nakatatak ka sa puso't isipan ko eh..


9. Nakilala kita ng "basta na lang",
Minahal kita ng "basta na lang", ....
kaya hindi ko hahayaang mawala ka ng "Basta na lang."


10. Sa school:
Prof: Juan, nagkokopyahan ba kayo ni Pedro?
Juan: Hindi po.
Prof: Kung hindi, Eh bakit parehong-pareho ang mga sagot ninyo?
Juan: Eh pareho lang din kaya mga binigay ninyong tanong, kaya malamang iisa lang rin ang sagot.. :D


NAG-ENJOY KA BA? O MAY IDADAGDAG KA?
COMMENT NA SA BABA.. :D

BESTxts

Though just in the form of SMS, these quotes sent to me could touch anybody's heart:

Image Courtesy: undergroundwellness.com

acknowledging your feelings and sharing it unconditionably is LOVE.

fighting for what really make you happy is COURAGE.

letting in what you once had if it already belongs to another is RESPECT.

knowing when to do which is WISDOM...

but doing what wisdom dictates is a CHALLENGE,

unconsciously, we choose how we see people:

when we like someone, we are tolerant...

when we don't, we focus on their faults.

It's not other people's true persona that determines how we feel about them,

It's our ATTITUDE -- the human tendency to prejudge.

If people love you, be thankful that you're one of the few whom certain people choose to show their emotions with.

LOVE doesnt demand to be loved back but it doesnt mean it exists to be taken for granted.

If you cant return the LOVE you've given, don't let it linger and grow alone.

If you don't want it, refuse kindly.

LOVE may not demand but it also deserves a heart that will better understand.

"If you don't act foolish while you're young, you wont have anything to smile about when you're older" - Will Smith

A relationship doesnt need any promises, terms or conditions.

It just need two wonderful persons...

one who can be trusted and one who can understand.